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On a tour of Texas, the Pope took a couple of
days off to visit the coast for some sightseeing. He was cruising
along the beach in the pope-mobile when there was a frantic
commotion just off shore. A helpless man wearing a Green Bay
Packer jersey was struggling frantically to free himself from
the jaws of a 25-foot shark.
As the Pope watched, horrified, a speedboat came racing up with
three men wearing Minnesota Viking jerseys. One quickly fired
a harpoon into the shark's side. The other two reached out and
pulled the bleeding, semi-conscious Packer Backer from the water,
Then, using long clubs, the three beat the shark to death and
hauled it into the boat.
Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to the beach.
"I give you my blessing for your brave actions," he
told them. "I heard that there was bitter hatred between
Green Bay Packers & Vikings fans, but now I have seen with
my own eyes that this is not true." As the Pope drove off,
the harpooner asked his buddies "who was that"? "It
was the Pope," one replied. "He is in direct contact
with God and has access to all of God's wisdom."
"Well," the harpooner said, "he may have access
to God's wisdom, but he doesn't know anything about shark fishing.
Is the bait holding up O.K., or do we need to get another one"?
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